I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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