whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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