So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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