He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
is it fun? or sober?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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