My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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