i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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