Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.