Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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