i don't like sucking hair
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
So vagazzling was a success
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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