i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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