My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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