He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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