I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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