Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT