she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now