Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?