Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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