Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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