im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
This is my gift to your gina
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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