Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
