So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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