oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Randomize
