Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Boobs are out for the taking
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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