your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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