Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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