I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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