i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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