We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
So. Much. Porn.
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