And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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