woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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