Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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