Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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