I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
