HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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