We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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