she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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