the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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