she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
