I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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