i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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