Don't you send me to vm
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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