He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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