Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Rumble strips road head = magical
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
