no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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