I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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