Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
When did angry sex become our thing?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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