after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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