yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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