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• (802): View more from Vermont

  that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight

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• (425): View more from Washington

  i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike

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  you still have morals?

  (443): View more from Maryland

  Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless

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  Worth it.

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.

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