so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Operation Purity has been aborted
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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