btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
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just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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