Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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