that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.