I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
where does the pee come out of this thing
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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