Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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