Whod you bang
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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