If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Randomize
