Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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