So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
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Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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