got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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