i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
