He is like the real live version of the state fair..
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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