lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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