don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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